#alcide|memes

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🎸 GUITAR — my muse's hobbies/interests - from rora :)

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❓ RED QUESTION MARK — a theme of the sender's choice (occupation)

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🎭 Lucas

@howlthorne

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⚡️chief, am i o-negative or o-positive? quick, i'm bleeding out of my ass

“I mean hematochezia can be caused by many things most of them benign, but if you are really that worried,” reaches for rectal scope, “we can always make an exception.”

He’s kidding, he’s a good doctor it is probably hemorrhoids or an anal fissure which can be treated non-intrusively.

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✈️ AIRPLANE — my muse's favorite travel destination(s)

Provence, France (the only place he had time with his mothers), Montana, USA (where he spent the best years of his marriage), and the Croatian Coast (just likes it)

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👕 POLO SHIRT — my muse's appearance/fashion preferences

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This is a very simple answer. This man is so precise about most things and his handwriting is chicken scratch. Truly, he can make a ballpoint pen look like it is a really dull pencil when he writes.

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⏰ : is your muse often early, on time or late?

"Why would I get there late if I could get there 5 minutes early?"

For real though he's the type of person who gets places massively too early and then spends the time he "earned" to scroll on his phone in the car. That's free time.